I *think* I should be offended, lol...
The 'True Green' guy just came to the door and the conversation went like this:
him- Hey, looks like you could use some help with your lawn
me-ah, no...I don't think so
him- do you like having a clover field in your front yard?
me-I like clover
him-yeah, sure you do
me-I'm raising kids, not green grass
him-do you LIKE being the talk of the neighborhood for your bad lawn?
me-Well, we are whether it's about the lawn or not
him-alright, see ya. but here's my card if you change your mind.