It has been requested by a certain teenager in the house that I stop coming across like a 'redneck' ...'hillbillie'...'hick'...or anything of the sort.
It was pointed out to me that 'people' already think we're weird enough.
Hmp.
Can't have any fun around here.
How come teenagers don't have a sense of humor anyway?
I'll say it again....Hmp. (yes, I'm rolling my eyes)
some days you want pecans, some days you want walnuts...and some days you just get stuck with peanuts.
ah, so you are having fun already?!?!??!
ReplyDeleteMan that was fast!
Hee Hee :)
rolling my eyes :)
Bingo ;)
ReplyDeleteI think you should black out a few of your teeth when you serve her breakfast tomorrow morning. Or better yet...when her date comes to pick her up. I'm guessing her date would be a distant cousin perhaps? tee hee hee
ReplyDeleteLove ya!
Oh, we don't bother with that 'distance' stuff around here. First cousins are just fine.
ReplyDeleteAnd the funny thing is when I was a kid we were too poor to go to the dentist except in extreme cases when things needed to be pulled.
I had so many of my back teeth pulled all at one time (so we'd only have to make one trip) that over the years my some of my teeth have 'spaced out' and now I do have lovely gaps that make me fit right in with the Clampetts! HA!
So, I already have that one covered!!!
True story. And I'm sure she cringes everytime I smile at her friends! :)
Oh, and you're little petite,lady-like 'tee hee's' with your one little leg up in the air is getting on my nerves.
Does someone need a hot bath and a stiff drink? Go on out to the family still and git yer purty self some moonshine and some snus. You'll feel much better in the morning. tee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.
ReplyDeleteYep, I never even knew I was frumpy until my then-teenaged daughter pointed it out to me. Frumpy! Then she proceeded to tell me which of my friends, though old like me, still knew how to be stylish. Well, that was a few years ago, and I think I'm still there. Somehow dashing around after multiple young children does not dispose one to seek stylishness (interestingly, none of my boys ever seem to notice!)
ReplyDeleteWould you believe I've actually looked up homes for sale in Hazard KY?!! True.
ReplyDeletegood ole boys, moonshine, stills, nice country folk......how can you go wrong!
You guys are hilarious! I have nothing to say, except, I hope the hot bath helped. Deep breath Jodi...
ReplyDeleteHope you come down soon! We will be home very soon! Concert??
Oh my word.NOT TOUCHING this one :)
ReplyDeleteteehee... :)